I would answer that fucking door so fucking fast that space time would bend around me just slightly
A very unusual genetic color variation in white-tailed deer — rarer even than albinism — produces all-black offspring in that species which are known as “melanistic” or “melanic” deer.
AHH IT’S A BABY DIRERAVENSTAG
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@DireRavenstag: Friend fleshmeats! In honor of there being over 500 of you, I have acquired a Tumblr: http://direravenstag.tumblr.com It’s full of me!
@cleolinda: @DireRavenstag You were a beautiful baby, by the way. [link to photoset above]
@winston_graham: embarrassing baby picture of @DireRavenstag. haha look at his face. what a terrifying beast pic.twitter.com/16cPkpmhAR
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how pleased the momma duck looks in the pic where she’s standing on the dude. Like, “He’s savin’ my babies!”
Our heater caught fire
So we had to call the apartment repair guys
They came
To our
Apartment.
oh god
